I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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