just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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