We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
And then my night got REAL pukey
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