found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Randomize
