I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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