New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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