I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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