Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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