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its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
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