Already got asked if we're dating
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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