When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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