Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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