Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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