and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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