I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Bring me that man meat
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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