The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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