I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Hello my rib-scented angel!
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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