Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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