brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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