how can u be prego again
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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