awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
