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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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