I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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