We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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