why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Randomize
