was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
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