You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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