I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
