I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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