I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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