I CAN MOONWALK!
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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