Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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