Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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