I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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