just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I wish i was in the wii world.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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