I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
love makes seman taste better
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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