no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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