Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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