Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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