How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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