I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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