i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
We got so high we made milksteak
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night�
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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