lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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