kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
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