She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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