i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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