i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
Randomize
