put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
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