what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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