The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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